if you really want to fuck someone up
make sure you tell them how much you
care about them and how much
you’re thinking about them
every minute of the day
check their feeds on every social media
platform as often as you can
maybe you could get something for the car
so you can check on them hands-free
send them shit they don’t need
and remind them that you really
really love them and that they’re
the center of your universe
it’s a recipe to scramble their brains
eventually they believe it–or you do
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