how to exorcise devils
things you will need:
-holy water or sacramental wine
-communion wafers
-an extra long rosary
-a choir of angels (optional)
offer the allegedly possessed the host
if they only nibble at it or insist
on spray cheese or peanut butter
you know you are dealing with
a high ranking demon
if they are a minor, you can offer
them holy water to choke down
the dry bread, otherwise the wine
have some for yourself
make a double-ended noose
slip one end around your own neck
and one over the possessed victim’s head
stand back to back
count down from 666
run
if the rosary breaks on both necks
you have failed and should start over
if the noose remains intact around either neck
the demon has been expelled
if the noose remains intact around both necks
you are now married
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Words and Feathers 
Hilarious! Bravo, darling. xo
Thank you, my dear. Although I thought you’d want the devils to stay where they were.
There are always other devils to invite 😀
True. Love the new pic.
Thanks! I miss my witch hat, though.
Ha ha. You can pick up a new one at Halloween.
Lol. So true — I won’t pout anymore 🙂 Hey, I’m sorry, would you tell me your email addy again please?
Oh, I’ll just use your contact tab!
Loved it!!!!
Thank you. I don’t remember writing this. I must have been possessed. 😀
SURELY THE BEST WAY TO WRITE!!!!!
A crow giving advice about exorcism? I detect a trap!
Crows are not demonic. We’re just opportunistic. But yeah, probably a trap. Just don’t look in any mirrors.