Xmas Song Day 7

You can’t have Xmas without Bing Crosby. If you tried, all the atoms in every Christmas tree on the planet would implode into tiny black holes, taking all those ornaments, gifts, and those fancy tree skirts your great-grandma hand-made while she was traveling to America from the Old Country in steerage.

Seriously, you have to play at least one Bing Crosby song or we’re all screwed.

Mele Kalikimaka, Bing Crosby