Poem 20150424

Today’s prompt from #NaPoWriMo

Our prompt today (optional, as always), will hopefully provide you with a bit of Friday fun. Today, I challenge you to write a parody or satire based on a famous poem. It can be long or short, rhymed or not. But take a favorite (or unfavorite) poem of the past, and see if you can’t re-write it on humorous, mocking, or sharp-witted lines. You can use your poem to make fun of the original (in the vein of a parody), or turn the form and manner of the original into a vehicle for making points about something else (more of a satire – though the dividing lines get rather confused and thin at times).

—–

Stopping by the Fridge

(with apologies to Robert Frost)

Whose lunch this is I think I know.

His desk is by the window, though;

He will not see me lurking here

To rummage in his lunch-to-go.


The worker bees must think it queer

How their lunches seem to disappear

Between the hours of eleven and eight*

For fifty weeks out of the year.

I give his Caesar salad a shake

To ask if there is some mistake.

All these greens will make me weep;

Why couldn’t he have brought some cake?


Well, for today his lunch he’ll keep,

But I have calories to reap,

And bags to pilfer before I creep,

And bags to pilfer before I creep.

—–
*Yes, I know the rhyme breaks here.

Poem 20150423

Today’s prompt from #NaPoWriMo is completely random:

And now for today’s prompt (optional, as always). Today, I challenge you to take a chance, literally. Find a deck of cards (regular playing cards, tarot cards, uno cards, cards from your “Cards Against Humanity” deck – whatever), shuffle it, and take a card – any card! Now, begin free-writing based on the card you’ve chosen. Keep going without stopping for five minutes. Then take what you’ve written and make a poem from it. (Hat tip to Amy McDaniel for the idea!)

—–

six diamonds
blood red against the
white skin of the card
like a tattoo
like symmetrical knives
ready to pierce you
in six places
the eyes
the mouth
the hands
the heart

the feet are useless to pierce
because you cannot escape

a six-sided blade
one edge to dismember
one edge to assemble
one edge to wound
one edge to heal
one edge to destroy
one edge to create

the diamonds get caught in your throat on the way down
after you have swallowed them
thinking they were marbles
thinking they were memories
thinking they were childhood

Poem 20150422

The prompt today is all natural from @NaPoWriMo:

And now for (as always, optional) prompt! Today is Earth Day, so I would like to challenge you to write a “pastoral” poem. Traditionally, pastoral poems involved various shepherdesses and shepherds talking about love and fields, but yours can really just be a poem that engages with nature. One great way of going about this is simply to take a look outside your window, or take a walk around a local park. What’s happening in the yard and the trees? What’s blooming and what’s taking flight?

—–
the feeders in the yard
awash in browns, yellows,
reds, dusty oranges,
gemstone flashes of emerald ruby

lesser finches, american goldfinches
purple finches, house finches
–so many finches
sparrows, dark-eyed juncos, phoebes
the hummingbirds with their high twittering
and constant jousting
an occasional cooing dove
who usually has the sense not
to perch on the feeder

and today a squirrel
tawny and crafty
trying to figure a path to the food

it’s a pleasant thing to look out
and see them from the couch

the glass keeps them there
approach the door and they scatter
so i try not to move
and i wonder
what they talk about
as they dig their beaks into
the food mysteriously provided for them

Poem 20150421

#NaPoWriMo’s prompt for today has me leaving things out:

Our prompt for today (optional, as always) is an old favorite – the erasure! This involves taking a pre-existing text and blacking out or erasing words, while leaving the placement of the remaining words intact.

—–

the earth was darkness
the surface of the deep was moving

over the surface
light separated from the darkness

in the midst of the waters
the expanse separated below from above

the heavens teem with swarms of living creatures

let fly the great sea monsters
and multiply, beasts of the earth

god creeps on the ground

man in our image,
according to our likeness
male and female

subdue and rule the sea
the sky
the earth

Poem 20150420

Day 20 of the #NaPoWriMo challenge and we have come to this:

And now for our prompt (optional, as always). Today, I challenge to write a poem that states the things you know. For example, “The sky is blue” or “Pizza is my favorite food” or “The world’s smallest squid is Parateuthis tunicata. Each line can be a separate statement, or you can run them together. The things you “know” of course, might be facts, or they might be a little bit more like beliefs. Hopefully, this prompt will let your poem be grounded in specific facts, while also providing room for more abstract themes and ideas.

Facts? Who needs ’em!

—–
the moon is made of cheese
which is sad for the rabbit
who lives there
he probably wishes it were made of carrots
but maybe not so sad for the princess
who lives there though
she might get tired of cheese all the time
the rabbit will make her rice cakes
gummy and sticky
–they’re bad for old people to eat
on new year’s day
because they’re easy to choke on–
the mochi will be a nice change
from all that cheese
while she’s sitting up there
in her silk robes
looking down and affecting the tides
making people go crazy when she shines
bright and full
–it’s called lunacy–
does she breathe in sharp daggers of moon dust?
does she breathe at all?
she’s kind of a goddess
so if she does breathe
it probably doesn’t tear her lungs into shreds
like it would
mine
i like to look up at her
and her friend the rabbit
and i think
good
you’re not all alone up there
any more than i am down here
in your light

Poem 20150419

Today’s prompt from NaPoWriMo

And for today’s prompt (optional, as always!), I’d like to challenge you to write a landay. Landays are 22-syllable couplets, generally rhyming. The form comes from Afghanistan, where women often use it in verses that range from the sly and humorous to the deeply sardonic and melancholy. Check out this long investigative article on landays for a fascinating look into a form of poetry often composed in secret, and rarely written down. You could try to write a single landay – a hard-hitting couplet that shares some secret (or unspoken) truth, or you could try to write a poem that strings multiple landays together like stanzas (maybe something akin to a syllabic ghazal?)

As always, a big thank you to NaPoWriMo for giving me something to try that I’ve never done before. It’s like ordering food in a foreign country without a menu, sometimes.

Speaking of syllables, I completely forgot the Friday Haiku.

And I deeply apologize for the poem below.

No, I don’t

—–

you think you know what’s in my pocket
better take a step back, sweets; it might be a rocket.

Poem 20150418

Today’s prompt from #NaPoWriMo:

And now for our (as always, optional) prompt, which takes us from 2015 back to the 1700s. After all, it’s the eighteenth of April, which means that today is the 240th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere! Today, in keeping with the theme of rush and warning, I challenge you to write a poem that involves an urgent journey and an important message. It could historical, mythical, entirely fictional, or memoir-ical.

—–

there’s that joke
about christ
on the cross
and peter
before he became a saint

and you have to remember
that he just denied that he even knew
jesus
three times

it’s important to remember that for
the sake of the joke

so jesus says
–and he’s hanging on the cross, remember–
jesus says, barely audible
and maybe peter is the only one who hears it
“peter,” he says

and that’s all

so peter grabs a ladder
throws it up against the timber
keeping jesus vertical
and climbs
only to have the roman guards
pull him down
and beat the shit out of him

this happens again
and the beating is worse
the second time

but jesus seems insistent
calls to him a third time
and peter
he longs for forgiveness
so he throws the ladder up
and scales it as fast as
his bruised legs
aching ribs
and trembling hands will allow

as the soldiers pull him down
jesus smiles and says
“i can totally see your house from here.”

Poem 20150417

I wasn’t too sure about the prompt from #NaPoWriMo today, so in the end, I subverted it.

From the site:

And now for our prompt (optional, as always). Today, I want you to try to write a “social media”-style poem. Namecheck all of your friends. Quote from their texts, tweets, FB status updates, twitter accounts, and blogposts, and the back of the cereal box on your breakfast table. The poem is about you and you are about what you say, think, talk, eat. You might end up with a poem that seems bizarrely solipsistic (like the internet itself, maybe?), but there might also be a spark there of something live and fun and present (like the verbal equivalent of a really great animated cat .gif).

—–
hello, is this thing on
#thatsajoke
i just had to share this picture
#itswhatimeating,#canyouguesswithoutmetellingyou
#ofcourseimgoingtotellyou
with all of my closest friends
#ibarelyknowmostofyou

trending!
i really want to connect
#withanyone
and maybe that person is you
#probablynot

i just wanted to tell everyone how great
everything is going
#ihopeimdoingbetterthanallofyou
#idontmeanitthatway
#unfriend
cause i’m doing great
#howdoiblockthisguy

mood: feeling great
#ohreally
i think i’m coming down with something
does anyone have a good cold remedy?
#ihearputtingyourheadintheoven…
#unfriend

i just wanted to tell you
that you mean so much
to me
[please retweet]
if i could get a signal boost
i’m sure i could make my funding

i’m not sure how this social thing “works”
#thatsthetruth
but i really want to be friends with you
#thatsastart
hashtag connection hashtag touch
is this thing on?
#notevenjoking